Retro Video Game Reviews Hall of Shame

This is the place to look for the wretchedly rancid games from the past. These are so bad you are better off just turning the console off and going outside rather than playing them, in fact you're better off using the controllers chord to strangle yourself with rather than playing the game with. All games in here have scored less than 20%.

Barney's Hide and Seek Game
The inaugural entry into the Hall of Shame (despite being reviewed after "The Great Waldo Search") sees you controlling what appears to be Gary Glitter dressed as a dinosaur. Our review hails it as "nothing short of a gaming nightmare" and "arguably the worst Mega Drive game in history".
We gave it a lowly 9%

Fatman
The Sega Mega Drive had some awful games though few are as bad as Fatman. We said "it's awfulness is probably the only reason anyone even remembers the game." And the truth of it is it really is that bad. It's broken, it's ugly and it's really a game that should be forced on kids as a punishment.
We gave it a skinny 11%

Pit Fighter
The multi-console fighting game was a nightmare from start to end. We described it as "...as difficult to play as trying to cut your finger nails with a bread knife and almost as enjoyable" which summed up perfectly just how poor this really is.
We gave it a bottom of the pit 12%

Barbie Super Model
This game is offensive on so many levels. From the poor and boring gameplay, the pink overload and the ear damaging sounds, it's really a game that only 5 year olds should even think about playing...and even then they should have second thoughts.
The game got a pink covered 14%


The Great Waldo Search
We were tempted to start our Hall of Shame when we reviewed this but had second thoughts. The Great Waldo Search is short lived and looking at the game is like "having your eyes abused by the graphics"m it's ugly, it's boring, it seemed to be nothing more than a cash in on the Waldo name.
We gave it a craptacular 17%